Whilst homeschooling probably has you smiling a lot, let’s make that smile even bigger with these funny homeschool quotes.
Funny Homeschool Quotes to Make You Smile
Whilst homeschooling probably has you smiling a lot, let’s make that smile even bigger with these funny homeschool quotes. Not only are they funny but they’re also relatable. Let’s see which one is your favourite!
Funny Homeschool Quotes
“Homeschooling: Where the maths might not add up, but the coffee always does.”
“My homeschool curriculum is like a buffet. Some days it’s gourmet learning, other days it’s just leftover chaos.”
“Some days, the only subject I’m teaching is ‘how to survive until the next snack break.’”
“If there were a ‘Homeschooling Olympics,’ we’d win gold in the ‘How Many Times Can You Answer ‘Why?’ in One Day’ category.”
“Oh the joys of homeschooling when it’s term time for other children, and then hibernating when it’s the school holidays.”
“Homeschooling: Where our table is 100% functional, 0% organised, and 200% covered in something like glitter or paint.”
“Who needs a lunch bell when snacks are around the clock?”
“Every day out starts and ends with ‘let’s see how far we can go before someone says they’re hungry.’”
“Homeschooling is where the only thing more unpredictable than the lesson plan is the state of the house by the end of the day.”
“Homeschooling: Where it’s perfectly acceptable to wear pyjamas as ‘uniform.’”
“Sorry to brag but we love posting pictures of our amazing holiday while everyone’s stuck in school.”
“‘Homeschooling makes kids weird.’ No, we’re already weird.”
“Homeschooling is the art of pretending to know the answers while Googling them in real-time.”
“My kids are so privileged—they have a personal chef, chauffeur, teacher, and therapist. And they all go by the same name: Mum.”
“I don’t just teach, I negotiate, I mediate, I troubleshoot Wi-Fi issues—and occasionally I write poetry to get through the day.”
“Homeschooling is a full-time job. But hey, at least the boss is in pyjamas too.”
And if you’re looking for some more home education quotes—especially inspiring ones—check these out:
30 Encouraging and Inspiring Home Education Quotes
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Home Education Quotes for Kids
20 Beautiful Worldschooling Quotes
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I am a writer and home educator, lover of fantasy books and all things creative! I'm either learning and making discoveries with my daughter, reading, writing or eating chocolate!
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